【初一物理赢了】
我:As we ascend it’s going to be harder to cook stew. You know, water doesn’t boil.
Julia: What do you mean water doesn’t boil?
我:Air pressure is lower. Pardon my poor choice of words.
Julia: Why does air pressure have anything to do with boiling water?
(不是说好的海拔高沸点低吗你初一物理没学吗。。。)
【月亮惹的祸 缺氧不背锅】
我:那月亮。真圆,而且这么近。
(1个多小时之后)
我:我们一定是爬升了很多很多(其实就200多米)。我觉得月亮离得更近了,简直能伸手摸到了。
向导像看弱智一样满脸同情:The moon is setting.
【Bravest hearts. Strongest souls】
图里的妹子,是来自维也纳的篷友Julia,就是同住一个帐篷的国际旅友。第一天在酒店见面的时候,就觉得她虽然非常fit,但还是有些pale and delicate。到了第三天我膝盖疼她高反头晕,早上起来都说没睡好。
Julia: I was reflecting all the shitty things happened to me in my life back in Austria. You?
我:Really? I was reflecting all the shitty things happened to ME in MY life back in Canada. You go first.
Julia: Well, about 4 years ago I was diagonosed with Stage 4 lymphoma cancer. I recovered after chemo and I'm better now. Last year I did half Marathon and Mont Blanc. And this year, I want to do this. You?
我:Nothing of importance. Not a damn thing.
回Moshi的时候,我去塞伦盖蒂,她去Zanzibar岛。我说我有的朋友,生一次病或者出一次意外状况后就特别谨小慎微生活得如履薄冰。她说,Tell them my story. What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger. I am living proof.